Merry Christmas from Miss Lake Mexia, currently of Wamego, Kansas. While she could make some half-assed argument that she was a good girl this year, photos of her in close proximity to police cars on at least 4 occasions would tell a different story.
Hopefully, the year will end without Miss Lake having to pay a bondsman or waking up in a stranger's refrigerator. Again. (Don't ask. It was an embarrassing situation for everyone involved.)
As near as anyone can tell, she is looking forward to her upcoming trip to Las Vegas. No one should mention that she will be making the journey in a suitcase. Some things are better left unsaid until the last minute.